Reflections of a Cinema Goer

Its so long since I’ve posted a blog entry, Im trying this as a warm up.  A form of writing that is easy for me. A film review.I happened to see a film I saw several years ago in the cinema. Van Helsing.

Watching it on DVD brought it all back.

I remember, my Movie Buddy ™ had been looking forward to seeing it. I had been lukewarm. I mean, I like Hugh jackman, and all. His talent is huge. Most of us who saw him in Xmen didn’t know he was actually a star of stage musicals.

No, liked him, but wasn’t confident as to whether the film would be any good- the trailer didn’t thrill.

 But, I went. And the film was a huge disappointment. HUGE.

Now, it wasn’t Hugh Jackman’s fault. Hugh Jackman was doing his Hugh Jackman thing. Which meant he was awesome.

And, it wasn’t Kate Beckinsale’s fault.

Now, I like Kate Beckinsale. I think she can act. But not in scif fi stuff. Unfortunately, she only has two mode in scifi/horror/fanstasy stuff. Pouty, moody teenager- as in the Underworld series. Or pouty, shouty teenager, with a bad middle European accent. As in Van Helsing. Though, when I saw how tight they made her clothes in that, I instantly understood the character’s bad mood.

 Between the basque like belt, and the thigh high, high heeled boots? Pfft! Can we say impractical for vampire hunting? Or even for shopping in Tesco’s for that matter. No woman would go out armed with weaponry to take down supernatural beings, in gear like that. Only a guy, who reads online fetish ‘zines would design something like that.

 But Kate B wasn’t the reason this film falls in the ‘So bad, its..BAD!’ category, as opposed to the ‘So bad, its GOOD!’ category, that it should have been.

Its because of Dracula.

Now, call me old fashioned, but I like my draculas in films to be scary. Or it they cant be scary, to be intense in a camp way, so I can make derisive noises and throw popcorn at the screen. But either way, the actor’s performance should keep me in his film.

 But here, that didn’t happen. Here I kept being jolted out of the film. I kept being distracted. At key moments, my mind went off what was being said on screen. And its wardrobes fault. They should have fired the costume designer.

Because Dracula, all dark haired, hooded eyes, ludicrous eastern European accent as he should be, had his long hair held back with… barrettes. Barrettes, people! That is, little girl hair ornaments! Clipped in the sides!

For real!

So, the entire film I was distracted.

Every time the guy playing Dracula appeared, I wasn’t having a frisson of unease. Or an enjoyable moment of sneering at the campery. I was distractedly muttering ‘…but why is Dracula wearing barrettes in his hair’ And I’m sorry, but no credible villain leaves his house, of a morning, with his hair like that.

Dracula would come on. And I wouldn’t be thinking ‘Oh nos! What will he be doing to Van Helsing? What is his nefarious plan?’ or even,

‘Sheesh! Is he clichéd or what?’

No, I’d be sitting with my mouth open going,

‘Dude! They’ve got Dracula with  ****ing barrettes in his hair! Really? REALLY?’

And Id completely miss a plot point.

This had me in its grip the entire film, had me in thrall.

Up to now, I couldn’t tell you about the climactic fight between Van Helsing and Dracula. Just whether the hair clips survived the smack down.

Tragic.

 Months later, if someone were to ask me about the film, I didn’t go

‘Hugh Jackman, all badass with a crossbow!’ or ‘Kate Beckinsale! Every dodgy ethnic stereotype of Transylvanean accents you can imagine! Whilst wearing a basque!’ but would clutch the person and say solemnly

‘They had Dracula wearing barettes! They had the world’s most notorious vampire wearing school girl clips in his hair! Can you believe it?’ And we would both shudder.

So, yeah.

Van Helsing.

A New piece of writing Up: And hello to NaNoWriMo!

A new piece of writing is up on my free fiction page, a reflective piece, called ‘Saturday Women’. Its a small recollection, about the women I remember from my childhood. I’m still learning Twitter, still learning how WordPress works, and finding out what I need to know, so I can launch a Kindle novel on the world as soon as possible!

Boy, I’ve had a steep learning curve. :) I have to give a big shout out to John Locke. Both as someone whose writing helps entertain and relax me as a reader when I come home from work. And as a person who gives some good advice to new writers on how to get ahead in the self-publishing world. Check him out here http://lethalbooks.com/.

Over the next few days, I’ll be engaging in NaNoWriMo. A National Novel Writing Competition, – actually, international- 50,000 words in 30 days. Its fun, being participated in writers all around the world, its free. If you want to find out more, well…http://www.nanowrimo.org/

Keep watching my Free Fiction page. Follow me on Twitter!@MarshaPrescod (hee! Now I know what that actually means)

Fiction Page Created!

I’ve just set up a Free Fiction page. It will have snippets of  short stories, novels and novellas. Some of it stuff published in the past and out of print, some of it new, one offs, some works in progress. I will stick the odd journalistic or review piece on there until I set up another page for that.

Please- go and look at the fiction page and read. Constructive comments or feedback is very, very welcome :)

If you write, lead me to your blog, so I can do the same. If you like my stuff, or think it has potential, follow me on Twitter. I’m new to it, only got an account weeks ago, am still learning how it works, and am looking to read and follow other writers.

I LOVE the idea of a global village of writers, supporting and promoting each other. Let’s Celebrate!

Climbing the Mountain

I’m..trying to get the trifecta of successful self-publishing established. Kindle self-publishing account. Check. Titter account.Check. Look-at-me-I’m-a Writer!Blog. Check.Um..now I have the pieces, I have to get them all working together.As I’m not a techie, its all a mystery to me. I mean, how do you get people to ‘follow’ you, on Twitter? How do you get your short story/novel/non-fiction book converted to e-book format when you have little or no money? Ditto as regards getting a blindingly good cover, that screams to the passing  web surfer ‘buy me now!’How do you find writers to become your virtual friends?

Anyhoo, here is a great couple of articles by the wonderful Holly Lisle, long time author who spends much time and effort encouraging new and aspiring authors. FAQs about self-publishing: http://bit.ly/q80Hzj and How writers (even kids writing at home) create money and jobs http://t.co/q9NfEiM

Welcome to my Writing Blog

Hello. And thank you for dropping by…even though I havent really got started yet. I am Marsha Prescod, a Trinidad born, London based mother of one. And I am a writer. 

In the past, I wrote (and performed) poetry. Now I am writing fiction. Short stories,novellas, novels. Science fiction and fantasy are the areas I love. But I may do film or book reviews, and the odd comment on current events. I may try detective and young adult. We’ll see.

At the moment I’m trying to get this Blog set up, and look at some of the work I’ve tinkered with over the years. Some will go up on here as freebies. Some will be ebook extracts.

Lot of work, huh? :-) Wish me luck!

 

 

 

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